elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

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(via halloweenmovie)

vanillish:

squidwurd:

why does like every gay boy have this shirt

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I’m crying bc I have this shirt

(via zackisontumblr)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via crystallized-teardrops)

killbau:

horny for a meaningful relationship

(via crystallized-teardrops)

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via crystallized-teardrops)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via unawar-e)


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