• *me when bored*
  • me: mom you need anything?
  • mom: no, thanks
  • *me on the laptop*
  • mom: can you come help me?
  • me:
quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via crystallized-teardrops)

scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

(Source: laheeys, via braydaaan)


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